Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge
don’t tell me representation isn’t important
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
I’M IN FUCKING TEARS
Client: “I just want you to know that we here at the company really frown on office romances.”
Me: “That won’t be an issue. I’m already in a steady relationship.”
Client: “Well, then that’s just disgusting what you did!”
Client: “I wasn’t going to mention it, but now I feel…
Client: “I hate the color yellow. Don’t ever use it. Nothing good has ever been yellow: urine, dead skin, um, hippy’s shirts, the desert… you get the point.”
Me: “What about lions?”
Client: “Lions are just fruity tigers.”
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
PATHETIC EGG STUNT ACHIEVES SOMETHING
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”